Grifting 

grift (grft) Slang
n.
1. Money made dishonestly, as in a swindle.
2. A swindle or confidence game.
v. grift·ed, grift·ing, grifts, Grifter
v.intr.
To engage in swindling or cheating.
v.tr.
To obtain by swindling or cheating.

Joe the Gypsie spent most of his life grifting in Pasadena

Grifting by DancingRonin September 2, 2013

Soft-Grifting 

Softening your real views, on social media, in order to pander to a broader audience for money making purposes.

Jimmy D does “soft-grifting” on his podcast. He peddles a few of his milder progressive views, but he mostly takes hard right political stances because that is where the audience and the money is.

Soft-Grifting by Adam8909x June 18, 2022

Mythical Griffon

The Mythical Griffon refers to the sexual act where a male pulls out of the female right before ejaculation (typically in the missionary, cowgirl, and other related positions where the participants are facing each other) and cums into one's hand and simply, openhandedly, slaps the female across the face, or bitch slaps her, unexpectedly thus splattering the semen all over the female's face hopefully to get it in the eyes, mouth, ears, nose and hair.

Can also be accomplished using the "Cymbal" effect: a two handed Mythical Griffon via Doggie Style by clapping one's hands on the face of the female unexpectedly after having came in both hands and rubbed together as if playing the Cymbals. Sometimes referred to as the Cymballic Mythical Griffon.

"She had taken Excedrin and wine together by accident and I was boning her blacked-out ass in standing missionary and then I pulled out and fucking Mythical Griffoned the shit out of her!"

Mythical Griffon by beefcurts May 19, 2010

Grafton Ohio

A hick town full of john deere fans, skater emos, and wannabe tuff guyz who use shit talking to avoid fights and gain respect.

its a hick town so it usually works.

Grafton ohio fight:
t0ri3 buttface- Yo fag ima kick yo ass i heard u was talkin shit.

kid: ok uh when and where ?

t0ri3 buttface- your not worth my time.

kid: k.

Grafton Ohio by Big wheela cap peela March 14, 2011

South Grafton High School 

This is the High School located in south Grafton of the town Grafton It is full of bong smokers and by the time you are sixteen you will be very lucky to not have gotten pregnant (that includes boys).

Example 1: Sex Addicts at South Grafton High School
Example 2: Fuck Me Harder

South Grafton High School by theonedrummer834 March 24, 2013

Stewie Griffon 

spelt G-R-I-F-F-I-N....nt griffon...duuuh

youngest member of the Griffin family, with the one goal - world domination and killing his mother lois - most of the time they don't work.

(sorry the nxt bit is so long, i lke stewie and know a few quotes!!!)

"Ok, ok. I've got it, I've got it. If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer. You'd need an egg calendar. Oh, that's right. I went there."

"I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.""

Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. ------
Stewie: Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

Stewie Griffon by Ali August 21, 2004

Hollie Le Griffon

Beautiful girl with a big bum
Hollie is crazy smart and so funny. You know she will bash anyone who talks smack about you so if you find yourself a Hollie Le Griffon then don't let her go! She is an awesome kisser and great in bed ;)

Wow Hollie Le Griffon you were amazing!

Hollie Le Griffon by flaffil February 24, 2022