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Grifting 

grift (grft) Slang
n.
1. Money made dishonestly, as in a swindle.
2. A swindle or confidence game.
v. grift·ed, grift·ing, grifts, Grifter
v.intr.
To engage in swindling or cheating.
v.tr.
To obtain by swindling or cheating.
Joe the Gypsie spent most of his life grifting in Pasadena
Grifting by DancingRonin September 2, 2013

Soft-Grifting 

Softening your real views, on social media, in order to pander to a broader audience for money making purposes.
Jimmy D does “soft-grifting” on his podcast. He peddles a few of his milder progressive views, but he mostly takes hard right political stances because that is where the audience and the money is.
Soft-Grifting by Adam8909x June 18, 2022

Grifting Grand 

Grifting is another word for sucking. Grand is used to describe a large penis. Therefore grifting grand is sucking an enormous penis.
Marianne's down by the seaside grifting grand.

Griftified

the state of being too high on marijuana
im so griftified

Griftire 

Satire so complete those being derided will pay you to make fun of them because they believe you support them.

When satire of a group that is fairly clear from an objective perspective but isn't being picked up on by the group you have satirized, and that group instead idolizes you and you use this to perpetuate a brand and grift them for as much money and influence as they can get while laughing at them behind their backs.

Doing so generally requires making statements that under basic scrutiny (or even outright blatantly) undermine the very premise you appear to support support.

Because this requires adopting a 24/7 persona to the outside world many may take the persona seriously and not realise it is satire.

Some of the most obvious Examples of this include:

Ayn Rand, Flat Earthers on You tube who repeatedly prove the earth is a globe while insisting that's not what they've done, Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
Look at these saps who believe Nick Adams, I need to figure out my one Griftire.

Ayn Rand's Griftire was so good people still uncritically and unironically believe it on both sides.
Griftire by BirdScholar August 9, 2023
(Belizean) Creole for sexual personal information, business situations, experiences or occurrences.
My wife was just about to explain the grifics of our bedroom games when I abruptly interrupted her.

Creole- me no deh pan you di tell she all ah fi we grifics ina di bedroom.

English-I am not comfortable with you telling her about our bedroom grifics
grifics by professor_ink1 March 5, 2014