"No, I don't want to go to Wal-Mart, Phillip. Those greetards always try to put a sticker on my bottled water, so they can feel safer that I didn't shoplift it. Sometimes the greetards even check my receipt when I'm leaving. I don't like being treated like a criminal. Let's go to K-Mart or Target instead."
by shankus December 1, 2004
NOUN: Walmart Greeter
An employee hired by Walmart for the sake of being able to say that they will hire retards. Just another reason to not go to Walmart.
An employee hired by Walmart for the sake of being able to say that they will hire retards. Just another reason to not go to Walmart.
Bill: Dude, I don't want to go to Walmart, I'm afraid I'll step in the greetards shit.
Jim: Yeah, they should at least get someone to clean up after him.
Jim: Yeah, they should at least get someone to clean up after him.
by spacecoyote17 August 3, 2006