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Greensburg, Indiana 

A small town in Indiana. The population is broken down into

32% Rednecks
32% Right Wing Crazys
32% Religious Extremists who Make sure anything they consider immoral (or just don't want to see) is banned.
3.9% Averagly Stupid People
0.1% People who actually think before they open their mouth.

Famous for the fact it has a glorified plant growing from in it's courthouse.

It also has a Honda Factory in it.
Most Greensburg, Indiana citizens stay in Greensburg area on the grounds that their ignorance about the world around them wouldn't be tolerated elsewhere.

Greensburg 

A place where people have no lives. Everyone, even if they are to travel out of Greensburg, only talk about everyone else, because they have no life. A place full of liars and ostentatious tan girls with big butts. They choose to live in a fantasy high-school world for the rest of their life. Mothers are usually in everyone's business and like to drown little children with their lack of know-how and poor vocabulary. Most people in Greensburg are destined to live and die there. Too bad, so sad.
Guy: Hey, whats up where are you from?

Girl: Greensburg. I love it there. Let me tell you all about my high school drama
Guy: Ew. Nevermind. Get away from me gross girl.
Greensburg by MTNEERCO14 December 23, 2011

Galesburg 

A crappy ass town in Michigan and it's filled with rednecks and people who they think there from Battle Creek. And the football team is shitty
Oh my this looks like Galesburg
Galesburg by Daddycinnamon June 30, 2017

Galesburg Illinois 

A town full of teenage pregnancy, meth heads, and the wannabe from Chicago people.
I am from Galesburg Illinois, so pretty much Chicago.
Galesburg Illinois by Hoedy January 20, 2021

The Greenberg 

The art of recieiving fellatio after finger-banging some random chick, on the dance floor, in the middle of a party...while everyone is watching!
This Guy! Just got "The Greenberg" while listening to Barbie Girl by Aqua!
The Greenberg by Matt Alts December 29, 2007

Geekburger 

1. A total douche bag.

2. Made popular by "Full House's" Stefanie.

3. A geek in the form of a burger.
"haha, that bum stole that kid's money"

"that kid is a geekburger"

"word"
Geekburger by JoeyBnukkas April 12, 2007