The Green Monster

When fucking a chick with green hair from behind...you pull out and shoot your semen over her head while also playing the final out of the 2004 World Series saying Boston is the World Champs.

Tom: How did you date go last night Chris
Chris: It went awesome!! We went back to my place after dinner, and I gave her The Green Monster!

The Green Monster by IVIR Pay2Play May 17, 2021

Green Monster 

Green Monster is the name given to a house that often throws parties, rages, kickbacks, pregames, raves etc. The house or series of houses is often found in a populous American city and/or college town. Often confused with a fraternity or frat house, a Green Monster is non-greek affiliated and usually throws better parties than the surrounding Greek community.

This party is sick! What frat is this?
This isn't a frat, this is Green Monster.

Green Monster by collegekiddo November 7, 2010

geekmonster 

an individual that would do anything for crack.

I just bought a brand new car from this geekmonster, $20 for a Mercedes, not bad.

geekmonster by goatcheese June 14, 2004

Big Green Monster 

An extremely large penis see also Jolly Green Giant

"Hey Kevin Chambers! Show these ladies the Big Green Monster!"

Big Green Monster by gsxr4play November 17, 2009

Green Monster 

A fancy word for jealousy.

Ugh. The Green Monster has awaken.
(Proceeds to droll at the source of jealousy)

Green Monster by Chut up July 20, 2008

geekmonster 

one that is in to uppers

man bob does a lot of coke he's a geekmonster.

geekmonster by jessica horn November 14, 2007

green monster 

The best alcohol drink i have tasted to date....

Not cough syrup and mouthwash...ewww

Get a cooler...
(2) 2liter bottles of mt dew
(2) quarts (big can) of pinapple jucie
(8) packets of limon lime cool-aid
(1) 1/5 of everclear....

Mix well and enjoy... makes about 2 gallons

"I got drunk of green monster and shit green in my friends shoe...."

green monster by Chris Gault April 8, 2006