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2 Greenies for a Blackie 

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
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Greenness 

A Word To Use When You Think Something Is Better Than Awsome.
Steve: Did You Like That New Movie Joe?

Joe: Yea Steve, That Movie Was Greenness!
Greenness by Kargoth March 4, 2009

greenies 

When alcohol and marijuana are consumed together, and the consumer gets really sick (pale, clamy, puking)
We made that guy down 4 beers after he toked 2 bowls, and he got the worst greenies ever!
greenies by dv_metallica June 19, 2010

Steamiest Of Meanie Greenies 

When someone doesn't show any respect like how to buddhist brothers were protecting their temple.
You're the steamiest of meanie greenies!

Gremliness 

noun- used to describe the state of something's appearance being quite ugly and reprehensible. Taken from the word "Gremlin"; something that resembles a Gremlin; having the qualities of becoming even more hideous upon getting wet with water ie. rain, falling in a pool or lake; a female gremlin
Example: "Oh my gosh, She should really stop wearing so much make up....it only accentuates her gremliness."

"Wow, I saw a pic of your baby's mama on Facebook...I hope you don't feed her after midnight or spill water on her. She's a straight up Gremliness!"

"I hate looking at that pile of leaves; it's gremliness is creeping me out!"
Gremliness by HalfbludTrini February 8, 2010

greenless 

Dude: "I heard Steve got a sweet job and is making a ton of cash now."

Guy: "Nah, man. He's greenless.
greenless by Batman Jones June 23, 2009

greenless 

Someone who currently does not have any marijuana.
"Bro, let's blaze."

"Dude I cant', I'm greenless."

"Noo! Pick up then!!!"
greenless by amz123 April 26, 2010