greencard moment 

When u talk to someone that dont speak english right and u question if they have a greencrd or naw

Harris: i am 16 year old
Me:Are u having a greencard moment?

greencard moment by TK Savage March 1, 2017

greencard wife 

A woman who gets tricked into thinking she's a wife.

The sexy lady got tricked into magaige not knowing that she was just a Greencard wife Aka keys to the U.S.A.

greencard wife by Blackknight187 July 13, 2019

Asain Greencard 

The art of Raw Doggin your partner using Wasabi as lube..

She's earned her citizenship last night after I gave her the Asain Greencard

Asain Greencard by Xsavior November 2, 2021

Ghetto Greencard 

A temporary pass given to people who was not born in the ghetto but moved there afterward. Or those who lived in the suburbs and either hung out or dated someone from the ghetto thus getting a temporary pass. can be revoked.

Dan, you've moved to Yonkers you lost your ghetto greencard so stop saying word.

Ghetto Greencard by V.Daniel October 17, 2010

Going to Greenland 

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".

"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."

Going to Greenland by maddoxlost July 3, 2018

Greenland 

A very powerful country. Has the ability to make you lose a game of Plague Inc.

My disease is spreading around the wor- fuck no, greenland closed it's port! GRRRRRR

Greenland by Gitarja August 26, 2020

greentard 

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

greentard by muntumbo mo klick December 9, 2008