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Holy Moonlight Greatsword 

The COOLEST fucking weapon in soulsborne history, It's in every game and it fucks so hard. Ever wanted to shoot a monster the size of a house across a room with the power of the fucking moon???? The Holy Moonlight Greatsword is your weapon if so.
John: "I just got the Holy Moonlight Greatsword!"
Every woman in a 5 mile radius: "Please let me bare your children."
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greensword 

This is a more modern word, used when a man's pecker is infected by poison ivy or another poisonous plant. The rubbing of the poison ivy infected hands onto the genitals is the most common cause of this uncomfortable itch. It can be transferred from one person to another through sexual intercourse.
Oh yeah, Bobby got himself a greensword when he went with that magazine into the woods that day.
greensword by irishwhiteboy98 March 7, 2012

Great Sword Sniping

In Monster Hunter Tri, the act of stealing someone else's great swords when they are sleeping.
I just had the best great sword sniping! I stole someone's Anguish (P) and replaced it with my Bone Blade!

great sword

A huge ding dong
"Dang bro he has a big great sword"
great sword by Datonesude September 15, 2018

Greatwood, Texas 

“where are the black people???”

this tiny town just outside of houston is home to a bunch of rich, white, homophobic moms who’s only personality trait is wearing kendra scott and shopping at target
greatwood: noun, a town in texas

Greatwood, Texas, white moms and unseasoned food for the win!!!

greamsworth 

A creature of immeasurable power and intelligence.
“Greamsworth just broke out of his test tube.”
“Oh good Christ save us all”
greamsworth by A wild meme November 22, 2021

Curse-Rotted Greatwood 

The feeling of being cucked from your ten thousand souls after forty five minutes of trying to defeat this fucking pointless no life ugly looking ass boss, just to find out that you don't even have to defeat him to move into the undeed settlement.
Person 1: " holy fuck the Curse-Rotted Greatwood is really fucking hard"
Person 2:" well you dont even have to defeat it"
Jack Myers:" well i am that good that i can defeat it in seven hits and move onto the undeed settlement with just a bow and a fist up my ass