Gypsy Grease 

The cheapest type of lube, useful in many situations from a squeaky pushbike chain to greasing up a dry hole. Used by many a gypo / pikey...

Just spit in your hand and apply as necessary

Man this chick has a dry pussy...

Just use some gypsy grease...

Gypsy Grease by Happy Pikey October 3, 2012

Rusty Grease Monkey 

The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy “peanut butter-esque” bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.

“That chick Stacey has major daddy issues, I bet she would give one hell of a rusty grease monkey.”

Rusty Grease Monkey by Trebeks_mustache August 2, 2019

Grease Burger 

When a females vagina resembles that of a medium rare burger and is also drenched in grease.

“Steve fucked a total grease burger last night, he says his dick smells like cabbage now!”

Grease Burger by Joe.mama September 23, 2019

grease the weasel

Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.

Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.

grease the weasel by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005

Dick Grease 

1. A liquid like substance applied to thee male organ
2. A greasy slimy substance used to masterbate
3. Perspiration from the male organ

Dude it smells like dick grease in this joint.
Honey i don't like that position, you get your dick grease all over me.

Dick Grease by Bobby Jiggles Well April 23, 2009

Forearm grease 

(noun)
Phenomenon that occurs when wearing a long-sleeved shirt, jacket, sweater, etc. while carrying out a messy task with the hands (such as painting, eating tacos, sorting garbage, moving dusty furniture, changing a diaper, unclogging a toilet, or having sex).

The sleeves are rolled up in order to aid in providing more freedom and mobility with the hands, however, those gotdamn sleeves keep falling down and refuse to stay rolled up, resulting in them getting in the way and being dirtied in the process.

Usually and inexplicably happens with a piece of clothing that the owner particularly likes.

Larry: Yo, what's all that crud on the sleeves of your varsity jacket?

George: It sucks man, I was wearing it last night while Simone and I were doing the nasty. We were so hasty that I didn't feel like taking it off, so I rolled up my sleeves and proceeded to zoom-zoom in her boom-boom! ....Unfortunately, stupid gravity kept making the sleeves fall down and I got sex juice all over them.

Larry: Damn, son. Bad case of forearm grease. So.... how's dat Simone ass?

George: Larry, stfu

Forearm grease by Mr. Berzerker January 1, 2014

grease butt

Having to wipe your ass hours after shitting. An un clean, slippery feeling between your ass cheeks that often leaves skidmarks on your underwear.

Your shitting again? No, I have grease butt and need to wipe, again.

grease butt by Kired Leon October 24, 2014