Gratshank 

A retard’s way of saying ‘thank you’

“What do you want to order?” “An Aussie pizza please! “ “Alrighty, no problem” Gratshank!”

Here’s you meal! “Gratshank”

Gratshank by zx.cxz August 8, 2020

not yet grasshopper 

Phrase used by New York metal band THE HEARKENING in their song "Developed in the Darkroom"

"The crowd went crazy when Stas Clockwise yelled 'NOT YET GRASSHOPPER'"

not yet grasshopper by Toughguytuesday420 September 2, 2017

grashmiki 

A big ol dick otherwise known as a penis. To go into further detail it is a large phallus.

I'm finna shove my grashmiki down her throat.

grashmiki by Grashmiki January 12, 2022

Grasshoar 

A phrase Jerma used to say “grasshopper”

You wake up on an island, you sit in the grass and eat grasshoar

Grasshoar by JustYourAverageBoi November 30, 2022

knee high to a grasshopper

being very young or back when you where just a kid. possibly intending that someone is short.

"back when i was knee high to a grasshopper, we where never careful."
"your about knee high to a grasshopper arent you?"

knee high to a grasshopper by The Rye Guy April 23, 2008

Purple Grasshopper 

A sexual position recognized as when the partner is painted a violet or purple hue whilst in the supine position. The partner then proceeds to bend their legs, as the grasshopper do. The penetrating partner then places a kazoo in their oral cavity and proceeds to play exactly 8 and 3/4 measures of Flight of the Bumblebee during the act of coitus.

After the Tchaikovsky concerto, Marqueese Purple Grasshoppered the SHIT out of me. *Chirp, Chirp*

Purple Grasshopper by thefalconose December 27, 2016

goatshe 

An image similar to goatse, except that it is a female stretching her anus

Peegee: check out this goatshe image
Friend: *fapfapfap*

goatshe by Peegee October 29, 2007