The best living thing ever to have existed. Grapefruit is the Alpha and the Omega. It can never be called a "he" or "she", for the Grapefruit is an "It". Grapefruit is powerful, sexy, charming, seductive, outstanding, astonishing, unique, etc.The ultimate god of the fruits, Grapefruit is the most powerful fruit on earth and overpowers all veggies. It cannot be defined or explained, for Grapefruit is the unexplainable. The invincible. The almighty fruit of all time. Grapefruit has been, is, and will be. A veggie is a Grapefruit's enemy. It bows down at the throne of Grapefruit. Grapefruit is the most powerful thing in the world.
"I love Grapefruit. It is so powerful."
"Wow, that man is so handsome and charming. His name must be Grapefruit"
by Gfruitstanguello April 08, 2013
a girl with a bad fake on the outside, pink on the inside...
'man did you just see that grapefruit....girl belonged on the next episode of the jersey shore'
by the lifeless January 29, 2010
A Grapefruit is a derogatory term for Albanian people est. in 2009 by a group of people in Connecticut.
Guy1: Yo I'm Albanian
by Qingman December 18, 2010
The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.
"Oh my god this grape fruit is amazing!"
by Colojolo July 26, 2009
Word used by men to get off a boner. Used by Kyle in Kyle XY.
Dude I felt like such an idiot in math. I got a boner, so I had to scream "GRAPEFRUIT!" to get rid of it.
by JSimms April 30, 2009
A food of deception. It is not a grape, and doesn't taste like a fruit. It is obvious that grapefruit is a mere vegetable in disguise.
All warfare is based on grapefruit-like behavior.
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
by tcbaklash January 09, 2012
When Tripping on mushrooms... when your first wave of tripping hits. Also, when your in conversation and you lose all train of thought, you can explain yourself with saying "grapefuit"
and then i asked her if.... and... ummm.... woah... grapefruit!
by braddy bra July 08, 2010
D cup bra size
Hey Mikey look, grapefruits 10 o'clock
by Bigdickylewis November 02, 2003

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