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Grape stompers

Another term for the kidneys. As some people sample urine like fine wine, a haematuria is a fine roset, a dehydrated urine is a strong Pinot noir and a diabetics urine is a moscato. So as the kidneys produce urine, they are the equivalent to the grape stomping stage in making wine.
Damn Susie my grape stompers have been hurting lately, I might have a UTI.

Or

Get him Frank, shiv him in his grape stomper.
Grape stompers by Batteredsav October 12, 2018

Chocolate Grape Stomping 

To bend some poor unsuspecting douchebag over and lube up his or her ass then proceed to lube up your feet all the way the way up to your knees. Slowly insert one foot at a time in said douchebags cornhole. When both feet are snugly inserted start mashing and stomping away at the chocolate grapes.
Dude, just because the coach likes to get a good chocolate grape stomping, it doesn't mean I should be the one to do it.

grape stomping 

A common Dutch fetish, but also quite popular in Belgium and northern France, involving the purposeful squeezing of feces, occasionally canine, through ones toes for your partners sexual satisfaction!
I was finally able to go grape stomping at the dog park in Amsterdam!
grape stomping by B Lumpkin November 13, 2013

grape stomper 

Offensive term to a potuguese person, who stomps grapes!
Portuguese people are grape stompers!
grape stomper by Dennis V January 27, 2006

Grape Stomper 

A technique used to push feces through a drain grate, usually in a shower. When you accidentally defecate in the shower and you stomp the feces through the drain with a powerful thrust of your foot. Thus removing evidence of this humiliating mistake.
I shit in my mother-in-laws shower last night and had to pull a Grape Stomper.
Grape Stomper by Chillosophy September 13, 2018

stomping the grape

When you shit in the shower and have to squash it down the drain with your toes
Wife: Damn it Joe, it stinks like shit in here.
Husband: No worries, just stomping the grape before you walked in