Gransexual
Why does Suzy insist on using her handmade doilies as condoms and making her cats watch us fuck? She must be a gransexual!
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Three Laws of Grant Sex
The Three Laws of Grant Sex are a set of laws that define the limits and possibilities of Grant Sex. They are as follows:
Law, the first: At least one of the two partners in the act of Grant Sex MUST be a Grant as defined in the second law. The non-Grant (or if both partners are Grants, then both partners) partner must NOT stop until the Grant is completely satisfied and has experienced an orgasm, or until the Grant has told the partner to halt.
Law, the second: The Grant must be within strict guidelines, these guidelines include and are NOT restricted to(can be changed at any time): The Grant MUST be a male Homo sapiens; the Grant must be of at least 20% German heritage; the Grant must meet at least 50% of the criteria of either Type I, Type II, or Type III Grants. If they do not meet these guidelines, or if they meet these guidelines then for more than 2 months in a row do not meet them again, they shall NOT be called Grant and are NOT allowed to have Grant Sex with a real Grant.
Law, the third: The Grant has the absolute final say in whether they will have Grant Sex with another Homo sapiens. The Grant will be respected and, if disrespected, all federal, state, and ethical laws have lost influence and the Grant may do whatever he chooses without consequence; for a maximum of 45 seconds.
Law, the first: At least one of the two partners in the act of Grant Sex MUST be a Grant as defined in the second law. The non-Grant (or if both partners are Grants, then both partners) partner must NOT stop until the Grant is completely satisfied and has experienced an orgasm, or until the Grant has told the partner to halt.
Law, the second: The Grant must be within strict guidelines, these guidelines include and are NOT restricted to(can be changed at any time): The Grant MUST be a male Homo sapiens; the Grant must be of at least 20% German heritage; the Grant must meet at least 50% of the criteria of either Type I, Type II, or Type III Grants. If they do not meet these guidelines, or if they meet these guidelines then for more than 2 months in a row do not meet them again, they shall NOT be called Grant and are NOT allowed to have Grant Sex with a real Grant.
Law, the third: The Grant has the absolute final say in whether they will have Grant Sex with another Homo sapiens. The Grant will be respected and, if disrespected, all federal, state, and ethical laws have lost influence and the Grant may do whatever he chooses without consequence; for a maximum of 45 seconds.
Grant Police: STOP CITIZEN, you are in violation of Grant Sex law, the third. All citizens are required to know the Three Laws of Grant Sex.
Grant: Thank you sir, I will take it from here.
*beats the person to death in just under 40 seconds*
Grant: Thank you sir, I will take it from here.
*beats the person to death in just under 40 seconds*
Three Laws of Grant Sex by KbAb March 5, 2011
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grantext
A series of random messages or texts, seemingly unrelated, often including photos or poorly shot videos from crowded and loud spaces.
An antonym to context.
An antonym to context.
Looks like Grant went out again last night. A whole page of grantext, and I have no idea what was happening. Why was he talking about Shrek?
grantext by ilivewithmydad June 11, 2021