Granny Grab time 

Typically occurs an hour before club closing time…whereby all the hot chicks are taken and if you want some loving it’s Granny Grab time.

Oh look…it Granny Grab time and the tosser that’s has spent all night cracking onto everyone in da house has a fine selection of grannies to choose from.

Granny Grab time by Kylzam June 11, 2022

grab a granny night 

social event frequented by more mature women milfs, supposedly on the lookout for casual sex

don't go to the club on a Thursday, it is grab a granny night

grab a granny night by Silver Granny August 16, 2006

grab-a-granny 

A bar mostly frequented by older people, mainly older ladies.

"Where's dad tonight"?
"He's down at the grab-a-granny".

grab-a-granny by allofgodschildren October 4, 2016

grab-a-granny 

The best thing to do when you are dumped by your girlfriend. go out and pull an old bird. the game consists of a pack of young males who attempt to shag the brains out of an attractive OLDER woman. Fuelled by booze these young males are letting themselves in for months of ribbing. Another problem is; when on boxing day, this one night stand turns up and is your mum's best friend, or dad's ex.

Alternatively, grab-a-granny could mean mugging a female pensioner.

Mark: "Oh no, i'm crushed. My janine has dumped me. Oh, woe is me."
Keith: "No worries bud. We're out tonight and we'll partake in grab-a-granny"

OR

Baz: "I need some cash for some crack and a whore."
Bez: "Ok, let's grab-a-granny, and claim it was noel edmonds."

grab-a-granny by Jeffrey Douglas November 24, 2006

granny grabber 

A male, usually younger, who enjoys picking up, dating, and/or having sexual relations with women in their late 40's and up.

Look at him hitting on that MILF - he's such a granny grabber.

granny grabber by Michael Lark August 17, 2007

granny grabber 

An assistive device generally utilized by the elderly and excessively lethargic to aid in the acquisition of small items. Characterized by a rod 2 feet in length with crab-like pincers attached to the end.

Hey fattie, hand me that granny grabber so I can get that remote control without having to get up.

granny grabber by joshfromnc February 25, 2009

grabby granny 

An older female, usually recently divorced or widowed, who has re-ignited a social life. Grabby grannys tend to think that once they have found their social life again they instantly revert back to the body of their teenage years, and thus dress like they're teenagers. They are overly touchy-feely toward men usually half their age. An ugly cougar.

"Coopers mum is such a grabby granny"

"That bar is full of grabby grannys"

"Im not even drunk and id root that grabby granny"

grabby granny by milphunter March 9, 2015