Grandmom's Grocery Store 

When you go to your grandmothers house, and get all the shit you need... for free!!

Example: Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Bread, Milk, Cheese, Spaghettio's, Garbage Bags, Oreo's, Cereal, Pasta, Tuna Fish.

Anything she has that would benefit you.

We need toilet paper, lets go to Grandmom's Grocery Store.

Grandmom's Grocery Store by Jameson Moonshine January 2, 2012

grandmom seizure 

When an old lady loses her shit. Actions involve cat-lady tourettes, throwing hair up in rollers, shaking canes, and the ever popular, "back in my day."

Origin of word: grammatical ignorance

Think Madea; she had a grandmom seizure

grandmom seizure by GrimmWolfe August 22, 2017

hip hop grandmom 

A Grandmother who is hip and young, enjoys dancing with grandkids to the latest music and can drop it like it's hot.

"Those shoes aren't for you. They're old. You're a hip hop grandmom."

hip hop grandmom by Marissa & Randy February 10, 2005

dead beat grandmom 

Promises your grandchildren that you'll pick them up to take them to a special place and never calls or shows up.Lives in the same city or area and never goes and sees them. Doesn't call them on holidays or birthdays.Seeks out other grandkids who live hours away.Claims to be a church goer,while telling lies to there grandchildren and smoking crack. Then lies,and blames it on the mother or father for (their) neglect!

I always see my daughters dead beat grandmom in town, but she always got excuses for why she don't see her granddaughter!

dead beat grandmom by tellthetruthD August 1, 2012

pickle me grandmother 

Expression of shock or disappointment.

Australian colloquialism made popular by the character Ted Bullpitt in the 70's sitcom "Kingswood Country".

(synonym) "D'oh!"

Pickle me grandmother !! The wog's just crashed into the Kingswood !!

pickle me grandmother by doc brown October 6, 2007

cher's grandmother 

A butt ugly man.

Man Mel's new boyfriend gone a Cher's grandmother!

cher's grandmother by Dmarsha September 19, 2023

Cherokee Grandmother Syndrome 

Claiming one has some distant Native American ancestor in order to sound more exotic or interesting when in fact no such Native American ancestor exists.

This practice is also relatively common by some American celebrities and personalities.

Larry: "And my great-great grandmother was part Choctaw and Apache."

Bob: "Larry, that's BS, your paternal grandparents where German immigrants and your maternal grandparents were Irish immigrants. You sound like you have a case of Cherokee Grandmother Syndrome."

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James: "Hey did you hear Elizabeth Warren is 1/32nd Cherokee?"

Dustin: "Pff, yeah sure man"

Cherokee Grandmother Syndrome by TheDrummer1 September 8, 2012