grandlake st. marys 

a crap lake filled with algae and poisonus fish in ohio that hillbillys go out on in the winter when its froze over with there 4-wheelers

(you) lets go to grandlake st. marys.
(friend) why it smells like ass and i dont want to die from the algae in the water
(you) ur right i just cant wait till winter when i can drive my 4-wheeler on it

grandlake st. marys by SUDDIE August 16, 2011

Grayslake Middle School 

A concentration camp located in Grayslake, Illinois. They feed you rations of boxed pizzas and milk. A school where basic white girls roam the hallways in their Ivory Ella shirts and dirty "white" converse. Where teachers work you for free and force you to do things. Where kids get suspended for calling people roaches and mocking other students.

Fucking basics walking around with ivory ella shirts, black leggings, white converse, and low ponytails everyday at Grayslake Middle School.

Grayslake Middle School by bitch you thought March 20, 2017

Grayslake Middle School 

The fucking worst place on planet earth. First you come to school and are greeted by a teacher that dosen’t give two shits about you because they are fucking out too get you. If you make it to lunch without fifty detentions and maybe a Panther Paw or two (their stupid fucking reward) you will get in a long ass hot lunch line. There you will wait about 2 1/2 hours so they can throw some shitty pizza on your plate, and a milk. Their milk tastes like it just came from their science lab cause the school is too poor to buy real milk. Then you go to sit down but every kid is a bully or a snitch. Finally you find a place to sit and you try to take a nibble out of their pizza and puke. Then lunch is over so you go to gym where you are expected to change in 2 second and wear heart rate monitors that leave red marks on your body because they are so fucking tight and painful. If you forget something in your locker and go back for it you get a detention. Finally you make it out and go threw the rest of your classes, and if you cry once at school you are showered by, “Are you okay?” And later might get sent to the social worker where the lights are so fucking dim you flick the social worker off and she can’t even see it. Finally after a long day you make it out of school alive and go on the dirty ass busses once again. When you get home you have an hour of homework but at least you are gone from Grayslake Middle School.

You: *dies and goes to hell*
Your Mom: How was hell today?
You: It felt like nothing compared to one day at Grayslake Middle School.

Grayslake Middle School by GMS sufferer September 24, 2019

grandparentage 

A test to determine a link with Grandparentage relationship between a grandparent and grandchild. As in to determine a DNA relationship.

Mrs. Phillips did a "grandparentage" test to determine if her grandchild was indeed hers after her son, the father of her child had died and no paternity test was possible.

grandparentage by DNAGuy April 16, 2019

Grayslake North 

It should be gayslake north , home of the gays. A place where being straight is a minority and using juuls are cool.

Hey you go to grayslake north? You must be gay .

Grayslake North by NigiltheKngiht January 23, 2018

Grandparents 

Your parents parents, usually old. You may not want to visit them now, but when they open up, you will hear well-spun stories of their "glory days". And if you are lucky you will hear stories of their many diffrent conquests, being either drugs or boyfriends/girlfriends. War stories are a popular and exiting one. Maybe their immagration from a diffrent country in times of need. They will enjoy talking to their grandchildren, offering advice or just being in your presence. Enjoy them while they last, they are not here for ever.

Grandpa: "I remember when I was 22 and me and my friend bought some LSD and went train-hopping around Canada"

Grandchild: "really?"

Grandma: "Oh william! don't give bobby any ideas!"

Grandpa: *laughing* "but they were the best times of my life"

grandson: *thinking* 'I can't wait to tell my kids funny stories of drugs, drinking, and women!'
long live grandparents!

Grandparents by miklus June 11, 2006

Genealogy Grandparents 

Grandparents who repeatedly inform their grandchildren, and their friends about their lineage.

Genealogy Grandparents will tell the cashier at Linens 'n Things that their lineage can be traced back to Charlemagne

Genealogy Grandparents by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004