grand slam it up your ass

Originating from the popular breakfast platter, the Grand Slam, it is the act of a male wrapping his dick in bacon, biscuits, and sausage links, and using egg yolk as lube, then shoving it into someone's ass repeatedly while pouring syrup down their back and screaming "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"

Becky, I was going to make breakfast, but when I opened the fridge, I realized I had used all of the breakfast food to grand slam it up your ass last night.

grand slam it up your ass by irishpunk84 July 10, 2010

gran-up 

Say to people who 1. ARE GRANDPARENTS and 2. need to BE STRONG, QUIT WHINING, live up to their responsibility. ESPECIALLY when they LECTURE others to "man-up"

Sarah, if you choose political life, stop with that screechy whining and complaining about being targeted, and GRAN-UP!

gran-up by tifosa November 2, 2010

grind you up 

The act of telling someone off after they have been busting on you so this is how you return the favor.

" you keep talking and i'm a grind you up."

grind you up by Nadine Marie February 12, 2009

Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack 

A person of low intellect, low or no personality or one who, no matter how hard they try, can't touch anything or undertake any task without it turning into poop but still thinks they are the bomb.

"There goes Tom"
"yeah, he's the Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack."

Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack by Agent472007 April 25, 2010

Grandups 

Grandkids that can be considered grownups, or close to it age or age & maturity.

Perhaps Grandkids are 18 & 19 and very immature regardless of their age would NOT be a Grandup.

My Grandups are so mature for their age, Maybe they have been emancipated minors for 4 or 5 years,
Young but maybe living on their own,have jobs, maybe good credit scores. Some able to pay their own way.
He's my Grandup and just turned 20 Friday.
I have 5 grandkids 2 being Grandups.

Grandups by JJCLC May 1, 2014