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Grandchildren envy

Envy of your unborn descendants who will live in the future and have access to awesome future technology.
Person 1: Someday they'll invent chips you can have in your head that can access the internet.
Person 2: Oh man I want one.
Person 1: It won't be for a hundred years though.
Person 2: Aww, man! So those lousy future people will get to do it but not me? Lame!
Person 1: You have a case of grandchildren envy!

grandchildren 

Slang referring to the male genitals
I have misplaced my pants, my grandchildren are freezing
grandchildren by BigHornSheep January 17, 2004

grandchild envy 

The guilt trip parents lay on their single childless adult children after they've been cooing over other people's babies. otherwise known as the "why haven't you given me grandchildren yet" disease
"My parents developed grandchild envy when I turned 22. They're always asking why I haven't given them any grandchildren yet."

grandchild 

My grandchild is a good person.
grandchild by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

grandchild-in-law 

grandchild-in-law by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

grandchild 

My grandchild is a good person.
grandchild by Wonbig October 13, 2021