Grammar Police

Those who seek to have correct English written online. They are not opponents of free speech, or 1337. They merely wish that the fundamentals of English are withheld. They will correct bad Grammar and Spelling, and flame the use of ridiculous, Chav, MSN inspired abbreviations such as 'wuu2'. They are in full support of 1337, and support net slang.

Grammar Police are NOT in affiliation with Grammar Nazis.

-Comments on a youtube video-

Idiot1: man that video sucked! Your such a n00b!

GrammarPoliceDude: Correction, 'You're such a n00b'. You just referred to his 'such a n00b', and btw, the video did suck.

-On a forum-

Idiot2:Woah, I just saw Aliens outside my window! There just hovering above my garden!

GrammarPoliceDude17:'They're hovering', and no they bloody well aren't, you're just a lame 12 yr old, with nothing better to do than spam the internet.

Examples of Grammar Police

Grammar Police by V1N January 14, 2008

Grammar police

50 year old hairy, fat neckbearded dicksuckers who comb the internet looking for grammar or spelling errors to correct. Everyone hates them because when they correct an error, they act like the smartest fucking Stephen Hawking guy who just solved time travel and brought dinosaurs back to life. They also act like you are a stupid and have 0 brain cells.

Me: Grammar police are big gey
Grammar police: Excuse me sir, but I have to inform you, the correct sentence is "Grammar police are very gay". (Raises eyebrow with smug expression)
Me: See what I mean?

Grammar police by cannot make this shit up July 22, 2020

Grammar Police

When someone petty looks at your texts, emails or social media posts and checks for grammatical errors.

But I'm sure you're going to proofread my text and Grammar Police me right now since you have nothing else. Keep your Grammar Cred up...

Grammar Police by Terry Bad Ice January 15, 2019

grammerpolice

An incorrect spelling of the phrase Grammar Police, a derivative of the Grammar Nazi.

The original poster is obviously not part of the "grammerpolice" due to his misspelling of "grammar" and his lack of a space between grammer and police.

grammerpolice by TransistorsGoneWild May 2, 2006

Grammarholic 

a man, who is obsessed with correct grammar usage.

English Grammar. Noun and Articles. For Grammarholics. (a handbook)

Grammarholic by lazy_lynx February 14, 2021

grammar police

annoying trolls on forums like youtube and yahoo answers who just LOVE to ostracize those whose hands may have slipped while typing on their keyboard.

Internet User: had the worlds ended yet?

grammar police: *Has *world. Your grammar sucks ass.

see troll.

grammar police by ~WhiteSakuraizuka~ October 22, 2011

The Grammar Police 

1. A bunch of shit-faces with no better thing to do in life then correct your even shitter spelling, pick up a dictionary kids. It's time to get reading.

2. Also, Something people with no better insult to make at you use correcting grammar as a go-to.

A: <Shitty Spelling>

B: <Slides out of shit-face town; Corrects A's shitty spelling*>

C: ITS THE GRAMMAR POLICE!

*Grammar police tend to only focus on spelling instead of actual grammar.

The Grammar Police by ✎ May 29, 2017