a small town in ozaukee wisconsin that is home to the worlds biggest penis sculpture
i live in Grafton
by sluggedwheel709 November 4, 2020
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That fag is in Grafton, what a little bitchw
by Goughism November 22, 2021
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A mathematical unit used in determining the "Hot Vs. Crazy" Value of a Human Female.
Hot 3 - Crazy 5 = -2 Graftons
Gft
by HotvsCrazy January 1, 2014
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A handsome and smart guy. Someone with a witty sense of humor and who is always there for his loved ones. He is kind heartened and multi-layered, much like an onion. He’s fun and adventurous. You might find him in a dank cave or hanging out on the beach. No matter how busy he is he will always take time to send you heartfelt messages, and, if you’re lucky, a foot pic or two. He’s the total package and a once in a life time kind of guy!
Girl 1: Hey do you know Grafton?
Girl 2: Yes, he’s so hot! I just sent him a picture of my feet last night!
by CountryGirl420 December 4, 2020
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Big ass blonde nigga. A male bitch. A male bitch ass blonde nigga.
God he's such a Grafton. (I made this up bc this guy was bullying me)
by Bigdiccenergy1122 September 19, 2019
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A hick town full of john deere fans, skater emos, and wannabe tuff guyz who use shit talking to avoid fights and gain respect.

its a hick town so it usually works.
Grafton ohio fight:
t0ri3 buttface- Yo fag ima kick yo ass i heard u was talkin shit.

kid: ok uh when and where ?

t0ri3 buttface- your not worth my time.

kid: k.
by Big wheela cap peela February 28, 2011
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When you are living in a small town by the name of grafton,wv and when substantially hot girls are not available in said town, the guys throughout the town view the towns (on a scale of 1 to 10) 2's as 10"s.... thus resulting in grafton goggles.
HOLY SHIT!! Paul did you see that chick walk by...come on man really, hold on let me put my grafton goggles on...WOW damn she's fine.
by McBigOne December 27, 2010
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