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Grafeces 

The artful yet shocking display of human defecation above waist-height in a public restroom. Usually containing but not limited to Jackson Pollock-esque splatters and/or precariously dangling stalactites.

This occurrence leaves the witness baffled as to the grafeces artist's motivations and technique. Perhaps this is a cathartic release of the soul, a commentary on modern society, or was it simply a burrito that didn't sit well. The sheer height of the markings is what brings about the true mystery.

Also leaves one with the burning question: "How did you get out of the bathroom, and in what state, Artist of the Underground?"
Dude, you need to check out the third stall from the end. There is a stunning display of grafeces. How do you shit on the ceiling?! The CEILING?!?!?!
Grafeces by CHEESECAKETATTOO86 January 1, 2012
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Tanya Granic Allen 

Also known as the anal sex lady.

A leadership contender in one of Canada's major conservative provincial parties. Tanya Granic Allen identified anal sex as the evil that is distracting children from learning math. To prove her point, she, at a televised debate with other contenders, lavishly peppered her speech with lots of anal sex references and succeeded in distracting everyone.
Guy1: I don't get her; "anal sex" would barely be mentioned even in the new Sex Ed curriculum. At most, kids will hear it maybe once in a fraction of 1% of the school year.
Guy2: A fraction of 1%, 100%; you say toh-may-toe, Tanya Granic Allen says toh-mah-toe. She was too distracted by anal sex during math class to learn the difference.
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Grafikking 

The art of applying layer after layer of standard Adobe Photoshop filters to photographs.
I just finished grafikking this picture and, man, now you look like a glow-in-the-dark stencil covered in bubble wrap!
Grafikking by Thomas Suszynski February 5, 2009

grafitti 

The art of tha streetz.
grafitti is more than a mark, it's an art in itself.
grafitti by djscrizzle March 18, 2004

grafitti alley 

an alley in toronto running in between richmond st west and queen st west. much awesome grafitti is located here. it is a constantly changing urban palette.
lets go to grafitti alley and look at grafitti.
grafitti alley by 357slug December 18, 2010
a totally awesome last name for a pinoy( Filipino person)which describes them as beautiful,sexy, and HECKA HOT!
I'm so hecka hot my last name should be Grafilo.
Grafilo by samis2hot4u March 15, 2008

grafitti 

The way a retard would spell "graffiti".
"Check out that grafitti!"!
"You are a retard. It's graffiti."
grafitti by AloneOne October 12, 2008