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Grabowski 

Regional to Chicagoland, references the large ethnic Polish-American population, usually blue collar and first generation born. Not often used as an insult, but usually out of affection and ethnic differentiation, as Chicago is both a large melting pot, as well as home to the largest Polish population outside of Warsaw. A more derogatory term is Pollock.

Most well known stereotype exhibiting a Grabowski is the Saturday Night Live skit, "Da Superfans," which makes fun of the Chicago accent, love of "Da Bears," "Da Coach," "Ditka" and love of Maxwell Street Polish Sausage, all of which a proper Grabowski is known to love.

Possible etymology might reference Jim Grabowski, the star running back who played at Taft High school on the Northwest side of Chicago, then starred as running back at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign. He played professionally for the Green Bay Packers and the Chicago Bears in his final season, from 1966-1971. He then went on as a radio color analyst for the Illini, until the 2007 season. It is unlikely he had the accent on radio.
Oh man, last night, I went to this party on the Northwest side, and there were just tons of Grabowskis. Fun times.
Grabowski by MistahMeätface November 21, 2009
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Grabassin 

Noun; Grab-Ass-In

1.)A process in which a person or group of people perform meaningless tasks to occupy time instead of completing an assignment, task or job

2.)When a person decides to replace a given task with another less valuable or exhausting task in an attempt to relieve themselves of a given responsibility
Coach: Staci, your supposed to be doing the ball drills

Staci: Coach, I was just talking to Chris about yesterdays game
Coach: I know grabassin when i see it, now start running
Grabassin by T0pher8 February 4, 2010

grabastic 

adj.

A person, group, or object made up of several different elements that normally would not be put together.
"His ship had a very grabastic construction, due to the many spare parts he used to build it."

"You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit."
grabastic by McTeague January 2, 2009

grabalicious 

describes a person who is always taking your stuff.
My room mate keeps taking my cookies. Now he's taking my CD's. He is just plain grabalicious.
grabalicious by xbefizman June 13, 2012

Grabalicious 

When your bf/gf has a perfect butt and you can't keep from grabbing it.
My boyfriend Marty is trying to get some sleep, but I can't stop groping his nice ass. It's just so grabalicious
Grabalicious by Darth Caedus February 19, 2015

grabasstic 

Having the qualities of a playground game of grab-ass, ie, totally chaotic and disorganized.
John's presentation at the meeting was so grabasstic that no one knew what the hell he was getting at.
grabasstic by Serpent January 7, 2004
Word of the Day on April 17, 2005

Battlestar Grabastica

When the level of grabass reaches epidemic fucking proportions.
I was on a conference call with work, the Sr. V.P. came on and it went from a simple 20 minute call to ballsuck central, it turned into an episode of Battlestar Grabastica.