Imprecise physical location, state of mind, or condition resulting from faulty driving directions of a global positioning system device in one's automobile.

The Garmin was supposed to be directing us to IHOP and said we had arrived while driving off a cliff. We realized then that we were GPF'd.

GPF'd by D Wohlanders May 30, 2010

gpffik

Used in the fan fiction "My Immortal" in chapter 17 to describe the "high class" criminal activities the characters partake in.

well anyway we al went 2 Draco's black Mercy-Bens (geddit cause wer gpffik)...We did pot, coke, and crak.

gpffik by gpffikchik December 14, 2010

Gpfy

Go physically f*ck yourself.

do you have the ability 2 gpfy? if you do than you r very unusual.

Gpfy by L0union June 27, 2021

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026