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1. A stiff but supple wire with a hook or eye that threads lace, string, ribbon, or other long, hard-to-thread material into a narrow tube that fingers can't reach.

2. An animal or even a child that goes into certain places to hide in or act from.
"I couldn't push the ribbon through all those eyelets, so I used my gozinto, and the ribbon slid right through."

"Maru is a famous Internet cat. He's a gozinto because he loves diving into any kind of box you show him."

"My cat loves to be a gozinto when he slides up my jacket sleeve to attack his toys."

"My daughter is a gozinto. She loves to crawl into little hidey-holes and scare people that walk by."
gozinto by ginnyjollykidd May 16, 2013
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A word used when doing short or long division. (gozinto = goes into)
2 gozinto 4 twice.

3 gozinto 9 thrice.

Class, tell me how many times 258,023 gozinto 342,221,876.
gozinto by I_Love_Slang March 18, 2010

gozintas 

a universal word for everything and anything that is a noun.
"Check out the gozintas on that chick."
"Holy shit, i just got kicked in the gozintas."
"That woman just drove into a house! I don't think her gozintas are all there."
gozintas by el salto March 10, 2007

Goezinto 

Bill: "Do you have a goezinto?"
Travis: "What's a goezinto?"
Bill: "a can koozie...it's what your beer goes into...goezinto!"
Goezinto by Wally the Beerman November 10, 2011

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026