a person that is slightly a metro. spends all day playing video games and has no real social skills around women.
a person known or making ecssesive stupid remarks.
dude what happened to that hot chick you were talking to did u pull a gouldburn.

why didnt you come out with us were u inside being a gouldburn.

man i said the stupidest thing in my speech made some more gouldburn remarks after that.
by schmidt bag April 12, 2011
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