you've got to be shittting me 

a different and more extreme way of saying "you've got to be kidding me!"

You're dumping me? You've got to be shitting me!!

you've got to be shittting me by sweetlilrussian1 October 20, 2004

you've got to be kidding me 

It can't be true. New Jersey

Used when someone is really surprised at something. For instance, when the bartender explains that they ran out of beer on tap on St. Patrick's Day, the response would be, "You've got to be kidding me!!"

you've got to be kidding me by Colleen Ann May 31, 2006

you got to be shitting me 

1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.

2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.

3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.

1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)

Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!

2. Skyler: put on your seat belt

Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!

Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'

you got to be shitting me by DUWBAT October 27, 2013

you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.

Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.

you've got to be shitting me by LCNeko December 30, 2015

you got to be yanking my dick off 

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

you got to be yanking my dick off by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017

you got to be fist fucking me 

When someone does something really stupid.

You got to be fist fucking me

you got to be fist fucking me by fishfarmer1972 March 30, 2015

you got to be fist fucking me 

a sudden reversal of fortune - a banked eight ball for the win flies out of the pocket you intended into another, or your full house loses to a straight flush on the river.

usually not part of a sentence, all you can say is "you got to be fist fucking me." or "you've got to be fist-fucking me."

you got to be fist fucking me by quitepedantic November 17, 2015