A quick sound bite or clip that provides just enough information nourishment to the recipient's ego so as to reinforce their preexisting prejudices and pet theories. Gossip food should consist of fabricated news, misinterpreted facts, lies, propaganda and other excremental matter which would still approximate the consistency of some unidentifiable junk food which yet satisfies an essential craving to sustain a flatulent ego. Gossip food should be short and disguise the point, and be missing some essential ingredients such as: truth, etc. It can always be premade in small batches of innuendo, hearsay, vaporous matter, disintegrating sources, and falsies fallacies.
She craved gossip food so much that she could not wait until it came out of the press secretary's mouth, and trained a legion of puppets to concoct some out of Kardashian oatmeal.
by ForgetMeKnot! June 28, 2019
A sex act that involves either one or more people. The lady puts one leg on top of the males shoulder and another behind her back. The male then proceeds to do the same thing. After completion you grind your body parts against each other until orgasm.
Example: The Gossip is a sex position.
“Omg kelly, I just had the best gossip ever”
“How was it, Michelle?”
“Out of this world experience, best I’ve ever had!!!”
“Omg kelly, I just had the best gossip ever”
“How was it, Michelle?”
“Out of this world experience, best I’ve ever had!!!”
by boner483 May 27, 2019
When someone drops a piece of gossip and then walks away before the ‘bomb’ explodes leaving them with plausible deniability for all the damage. They weren’t ‘gossiping’ they were just ‘sharing information’.
Mandy told her coworkers how Laura made a huge mistake that day and then Mandy left for the day. By the time she came back the next day, the entire office was in an uproar and there was talk about how Laura should be fired. Mandy gossip bombed her coworkers when she should have told her boss about Laura’s mistake.
by FijiWaterEnthusiast April 30, 2021
What gets run on you when you get drunk at a company outing, mess up at work, or even have something beneficial happen to you. Gossip used to be spread slowly at the water cooler, but emails to half a company is the main mechanism by which this gossip is spread. The occurrence of an event can be spread to everyone you don't want it to to within 5 minutes of the start of the work day with a single email.
By 8 a.m., all of the secretaries at work were running the gossip train on Jim when he got drunk at a company outing on Friday night and felt up the boss's wife and made out with the back of her neck after he puked in their washing machine.
by TheGreatAus September 17, 2012
Hym "Nope ☝️😤 You need to calm your little ass down. You know how I feel about that gossiping about me to my face shit. No.
And really you're all trying to change my mind without doing the thing that changes my mind. So no. I refuse to be the bad guy here."
And really you're all trying to change my mind without doing the thing that changes my mind. So no. I refuse to be the bad guy here."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2023
by peter‽ August 6, 2023