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Garthy Point 

A point that is awarded for cockish one-up-manship, named for an infamous bullshitter.
Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!

Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!

Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!
Garthy Point by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014
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Noun

Definition: your mom

Used when you want to say your mom
Bob: Who?
Joe: Gorth.
gorth by Oh26636262772 April 5, 2022
"Damn that burrito is gurthy!"

"I heard that he is pretty gurthy;)"
gurthy by theorangepeel March 30, 2017
adjective - nasty, foul, or bitter tasting. However, it can also denote something of extremely rancid quality in general, not limited to taste.

First mainstream usage: Uttered by character Kim Possible in an episode ("Overdue") of animated show of the same name after licking ancient library book label.
"That five-day-old burrito I found behind the radiator sure tasted gorchy!"
gorchy by Jeff Mathewes September 7, 2006
Damn he has a fat gurthy weiner
Gurthy by Gurthy May 8, 2018

un-girthy 

the exact opposite of a girthy person
matt boismere is a prime example of someone with extreme negative girth, therefore he is un-girthy
un-girthy by danooo May 7, 2008