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geriaphile 

One who has a great appreciation (and often, anal relations, pisser-to-pooper) for the elderly form.
"You know Mark, I had a great time raiding your grandma the other night"
"Hush your mouth dude, you're such a geriaphile"
geriaphile by Rob Chancewood January 17, 2008
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Geriaphile 

A jailbait teen who plunders nursery homes looking for withered man-flesh.
Gella went to Rockdale and got herself an 87 year old man-toy. She is such a geriaphile.
Geriaphile by gella222 April 23, 2009

Geriaphile 

A distinct proclivity and sexual attraction toward the elderly by a significantly younger person
Teen a: Dude, what shall we do today?

Teen b: Dude, let's go to your grandmother's again!

Teen a: Again?! Anyone would think you were a geriaphile the way you go on!
Geriaphile by Eternal Requiem December 10, 2009

Gorgeophile 

One who relishes in the private sick ess of consuming their own intimate excretions.
She's a gorgeophile. Tasting oneself is one of the darkest, guiltiest pleasures one can enjoy.
Gorgeophile by The_Inquisitor1 January 14, 2017
Someone who likes to compare or compete in stuff all the time
Bob went to school early and he cut the line to the front, he was a graphile
Graphile by ChickenChocker69 June 15, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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