goossens Share definition Flag huge ass family with tons of people and a bunch of creepy old ladies that somehow know who you are at christmas time. they also eat lunch at 3 in the afternoon. its messed up you going to christmas at the goossens? nah, they creep me out, and im hungry NOW dammit! goossens by smogs May 4, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the goossens mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch