Mooselike is a term used to describe something that goes wrong. Instead of saying "i broke my foot, how terrible" one might say "i broke my foot, how MOOSELIKE"
Alex: Holly it's been raining, is your pussy still wet?
A person who licks geese for a living. Average income: $2,440,682,648,607.05 per hour. Licking geese is known to have some of the same side effects as heroine.