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Govorporation 

noun; Pronounced: (gov or pour ray shun); Govorporated, noun/adj. Govorporate, adj/verb; Govorporately, adv.

The combination of both the Unites States government and global corporations. Corporations, through the funding of political campaigns and with the help of their lobbyists, who appeal to our elected officials with money and various accolades, plan to privatize everything conceivable, enslave the population, and basically steal the house you live in, your savings, the clothes off of your back, and your household pets if they find that there is any value to them.
Due to the merger between the FDA (Food and Drug Administration) and Monsanto, the govorporation's regulatory measures concerning the foods we eat are suspect.

In the govorporation's 'Consumer's Guide to Capitalism' it states: By cheating and riding on the backs of hard working American citizens, we can enslave them simply with a pen and a piece of paper.
when you make love to a seal in the moonlight with oils
gooop by jon nourse March 18, 2005

gloup goloup gooolp gulp 

L (my friend):hey what are you doing

me: oh hey bud, im gloup goloup gooolp gulp.

L: kill yourself.

Goorping 

farting while in the bathtub then biting the bubbles
While bathing last night I did a little goorping to relax.
Goorping by Chickenman June 12, 2003

GOOOOPLED 

A THING TO SAY ANYTIME IN A CONVERSATION SO YOU MUST GOOOOPLED IT AFTER ANY WORD.
"HI MY NAME IS JERRY I GOOOOPLED LIKE TO EAT ICE CREAM!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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