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goonmobile 

A 2008 Dodge Challenger drove by the Goonlord at an Arizona coffee drive thru
"Did you see that guy caught lacking at the coffee shop, bro? He just committed goonicide, he drove a good goonmobile too"
goonmobile by goonening January 30, 2025
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Goremobile

Any public transit vehicle. The name is derived from American presidential election loser turned environment activist, the tubby genius Al Gore.
I was late today because I took the Goremobile and it broke down.
Goremobile by circushead August 24, 2006

gookmobile 

A car, similar to a ricer, but usually shittier and over accessorized for what it is, usually driven by Asians. The main feature that separates a gookmobile from a ricer is a gookmobile ALWAYS looks like it has been in an accident, most likely due to the "skills" that an Asian drivers possess
Had this gookmobile pull up along side me at the light, the fucker revved it up at me so I blew him full of black

Goon mobile 

The mobile that carries the ghost of the Gooner (Nautica malone)
(Dodge Challenger)
Wow! I just saw a Goon mobile drive by!!
Woozer!
Goon mobile by RIP Nautica February 12, 2025

Goon mobile

A white shitbox vehicle or very luxury vehicle used not for gooning but daily use or tomfoolery, owned by someone who insist on calling it the goon mobile and will die on that hill.
p1 "Dude where are you?"
p2 "getting gas for the goon mobile"

p1 "you drive an Acura"
p2 "did I stutter?"

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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