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Goonerbating 

Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.

Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.
"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."

see "pig dool."

Goobernater 

A person who that is a dork that will also be quick to poke fun of other people while claiming to be amazing...but the entire time is a dork.
Watch the movie the Jerk, that guy is a goobernater
Goobernater by Trebeck August 24, 2010

Goonerbator 

NOUN. A person who is addicted, or persistent in the act of masturbating. Although stops right before they ejaculate.
The word is an extension of the verb "goon".
Although Tohamy goons every once in a while, by no means is he a goonerbator.
Goonerbator by ASN-SPIDEY June 8, 2024

goonermaxer 

A person that goons alot or is weird to be araund.
Henry was so touchy today.

I know hes such a goonermaxer
goonermaxer by Eespruh February 20, 2025

goonerade 

A communal gathering where individuals collectively view porn and engage in mutual self-pleasure in a synchronized manner.
Last Sunday me and my girlfriend went to the local goonerade.
goonerade by EGO!! March 5, 2025

Goonerbait 

A term typically used when an animal/species has features that make people want to goon to them
Dude, stop gooning to that, it's goonerbait
Goonerbait by Toefungus74 July 19, 2025