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23.
a total cunt
that gooner is a total cunt
by Seany L May 13, 2003
 
1.
a supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC
The Gooners hate Manchester United.
by Anthony Nguyen August 22, 2004
 
2.
A Fan of the peoples champions. The winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together. They don't need the money or the Russian mafia to bring success, they just ooze it.
The gooners have won the league yet again.
by Spurs Fan January 25, 2005
 
3.
Diehard supporters of the best team in the Premiership and the pride of North London. Feared by other like Yids, Mancs and Scousers.
The Gooners just beat the Yid scum to 4th in the premiership and stle their Champions League place.

Damn it those Gooners have beaten those Liverpool scouse scum shealsuit wearing theiving bastards 3-1 and 6-3 in the space of 4 days.
by Die Hard Gooner January 15, 2007
 
4.
a nickname for arsenal who are coincidentally the best team in the world and we have thierry henry and cesc fabregas and theo walcott and manyoo have stupid rooney, very stupid rooney
"go gooners!"

"gooners are at the top of the premiership table again"
by Leeko22 August 29, 2006
 
5.
Any group or number of douche-bags that are college drop-out losers.
Hey! Did you see those gooners act like they were cool? Hey it was really cool when they dropped out of community college.
by Liam Thomas May 04, 2007
 
6.
someone who is chronically goon
Hey gooner, we're over here. And relax with the doritos
by broooo February 29, 2012
 
7.
Refers to female girls/woman who are strangely addicted to men who wear facial hair. (beards, mustache, fu-manchu, etc;). Most of which female gender girls/women are more often then not name Sabrina, Shelly, or Yvonne.

Someone who is extremely weird is known as a "Gooner"
Hey, that girl is a Gooner because she is obssesed with Brian Wilson's beard
by vfamousforlife June 30, 2011