Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.
Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."
Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."
Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."
by nljames November 9, 2011
Cheap wine. Often comes in a 4 Litre Cask for around $10 Australian dollars.
'Magic Goon' is wine mixed with lemonade, OJ etc.
Most commonly said in Australia.
'Magic Goon' is wine mixed with lemonade, OJ etc.
Most commonly said in Australia.
by Diego August 29, 2003
by sowingwildoats June 16, 2003
Someone hired to rough someone up, usually someone big and dumb who commits acts of violence for money.
I'll show those fools, i'll hire a couple of goons to give those butt-pummeling ass clowns a fresh one accross the face. FIST!
by Ed K May 7, 2003
A badass mobster hitman based in dark horse comics who just runs around kicking the shit outta people with his side kick frankie
by Nachin January 15, 2012
Cheap cask wine, often consumed by teens at parties with the soul purpose of getting very drunk, very fast. The Goon is removed from the cask and transported in the internal "Goon Sack".
by pelaco December 14, 2009
A plural form for the members of SomethingAwful. These elite group of people have highly talented Photoshop skills(some anyway).
by ReapersTouch January 12, 2005