gooncest

When mean people hang out together and validate each other's meanness. This phenomenon has been studied as it relates to school bullying: Kids who bully tend to find kinship with other kids who bully.

My spouse's ex sure does engage in a lot of gooncest with his nasty friends.

gooncest by soliloquacious May 12, 2010

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Goonfest

A large gathering of bogans in the middle of the night in a suburban area. They participate in goon activities and plenty of goon consumption.

Goons: “GOOOOONFEST! GOOOOONFEST!”
Mum: “What is that racket? It’s 2 in the morning!”
Jimmy: “Sounds like someone’s having a goonfest, mum. Bloody bogans!

Goonfest by numbaonegoon August 19, 2018

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gooncest • goonfest • goonest • Goonestrious • goon centurian • Goon Festival • Goonie stash

goonfest

Someone who is a goon and constantly makes awkward comments and goonish movements so his life is a goonfest. People still love him, but he is a goonfest.

Dude jack is such a goonfest

goonfest by yeeeyeee December 4, 2010

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goonest

the state of being most "goon" or "G acting" than any other person place or thing.

Denia is the most goonest out of all her friends.

goonest by marthad April 15, 2011

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Goonestrious

A state when you break your edging streak to another big burly man

Chase was in goonestrious after looking at Braulick Indian men.

Goonestrious by The GoonMaster February 15, 2024

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Goonfest

When someone goons to a lot of people at one time

Trevor was having a goonfest when michael got to his house

Goonfest by Gyatmaster October 3, 2025

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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