goolbules 

A very thick substance.
Typically a tar based paste that is used to seal a roof.

"Oh man! I just got goolbules all over the shingles!"

goolbules by TheJustin September 26, 2006

Goobleshank

A word of illimitable meanings, collectively a noun, adjective, and verb all simultaneously. Not to be misconstrue as a simple amalgamation between the phrases "gooble" and "shank," it is a word that took every generation to erect and shall perpetuate to develop as a staple in our modern language, dominating all the other frivolous words in our communication and inspiring magnification in our verbal cognizance. Utilize this magnificent phrase to baffle your maladroit opponents, astonish your friends and background spectators as they gaze upon you from an incipient perspective, and impress even the most perspicacious people of your mastery of this word.

Legend says the first whispers of this word originated from a world where talks of discord take place, crafted and forged by a hooligan who loved cake and bacon.

Intellectual: What a wonderful day to goobleshank!

Dripster: Lol stupid kid wtf does that even mean bruh XD

Intellectual: I shall now goobleshank you

Dripster: N҉O҉O҉O҉O҉O҉O҉ ҉I҉M҉ ҉B҉E҉I҉N҉G҉ ҉G҉O҉O҉B҉L҉E҉S҉H҉A҉N҉K҉E҉D҉ ҉I҉M҉ ҉S҉O҉R҉R҉Y҉

Goobleshank by hugh j ness February 13, 2023

goobleschnarf 

A terd that dangles after the primary wipe.

man youir such a lil goobleschnarf

goobleschnarf by mikketo January 3, 2004

Goobles 

Origin - Hobo sign reading "HELP GODBLESS" which had a misshapen D. The sign clearly read "HELP GOOBLESS"

Goobles are the homeless people (hobos) that stand around at intersections asking for money. Often times they carry a card-board sign and a backpack with their lives inside.

Goobles live in the woods and come out during peak traffic to take your money.

"Oh shit the goobles are at this light. Don't make eye contact or they'll take your money!"

Goobles by ZackP March 16, 2008

Goobulus

A word to describe somehting so incredibly silly that it breaks mortal comprehension barriers entirely.

"That tube is so goobulus! What does it do again?"

Goobulus by empha September 15, 2023

globules 

The white bubbly balls of liquid that are inside one's mouth when he or she is stoned from smoking too much pot.

"Argh! I'm spitting globules! look at them, they're morphing!"

globules by Xenogen July 28, 2006

TMA Golobulus 

A person that drinks excessively has sex with any women he finds even if it mean flying half way around the world as long as she pays for it, and then farts on them as a thank you. Usually wakes up hung over off his ass.

This person also hates everyone and thinks the whole world is black and jewish and is the only person in the universe who can put a sentence together using only the word nigger.

He can usually be found knee deep somewhere in Rustess. Insulting the fags and dying alot then claiming he never dies, But when he does, he claims he looks "Damn good" while doing it.

TMA Killer: Glob what ya doing?

TMA Golobulus: I'm knee deep in Rustess killing niggers you fag, Now shut the fuck up I'm spilt my drink!!! AAAHHH Jews... he's niggering me!!!

TMA Golobulus by Donkedik November 21, 2006