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gookthick 

adj. a place that is packed tightly with gooks, chinks, or slopes and invariably also filled with the smell of gookrotten, unwashed subhuman flesh and bucktoothed cooliebreath.
1. My uncle killed a lot of zipperheads during two tours in the gookthick jungles of Viet-nam.

2. It's never any fun going to the gookthick San Francisco DMV

3. This used to be a good neighborhood, but ever since the chinks started moving in, the place has turned just gookthick.

4. One must be careful whilst riding the gookthick public transportation in Oriental countries; petty thievery is rife.

5. The sight of so many trash picking coolies turned my stomach - I had to leave the gookthick place immediately.

Gookalicious 

Used to describe an attractive Asian woman with a slammin', vicious body. Word is a combination of gook and delicious, derived from Fergalicious.
"Did you see Michelle Wie on ESPN this morning? Damn, baby is positively GOOKALICIOUS in that dress!"
Gookalicious by Drgorpon November 27, 2007

goonclock 

a word used by various interlectuals from london, basicly to annoy less smart people who do not know what it meens, but infact, it meens nothing. Its just there to make them think hard and get fraustrated.
dumb person:omg y r u reading a book
interlectual: its actually very interesting and funny, its about people like you.
dumb person: o shut up you geek.
interlectual: oh get on with your life you goonclock!
dunb person: huh? wtf does that meen? WHY ARE CALLING ME THAT?!
interlectual: MUAHAHAHAH!!!!
goonclock by charlie June 19, 2006

gooselicker

A person who licks geese for a living. Average income: $2,440,682,648,607.05 per hour. Licking geese is known to have some of the same side effects as heroine.
I heard Bill Gates used to be a gooselicker.

bf goodlick 

a girl who sucks dicks with her frizzy hair and everyone hates her because she is a fucking slut.
That girl is a fucking bf goodlick!
bf goodlick by haha000007777 May 22, 2006

goochlicker

for a man to inquire about the taste of a womans gooch (area above the asshole, and below the vagina) in a non-sexual way.
amy: wow!, alex sure is a good goochlicker!