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google my dick 

a term used for when a bitch says somthing stupid u tell her to shut up bitch and google my dick.
Sam said somthing stupid so i told her to shut up and google my dick.
google my dick by rparka April 11, 2008

Dick Googler 

One who uses google image results to fetch pictures of penis(es) for enjoyment. Generally erect in nature, but cases of flaccid dick googling has been cited.
"Kevin is such a dick googler, his internet history is chock full of cocks."
Dick Googler by HottieNanako May 10, 2010

Googledick 

n. The state having a raw dick due to excessive masturbation to internet pornography.
Blake Martin is a virgin, so he's got googledick 24/7.
Googledick by sihdsiahda October 23, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026