Top Definition
the name one adopts after inserting his hand into a girl and removing it covered in blood.
Hey look, its gooey johanson!!! hahahahahahahaha
#gooey #sticky #blood #ew #yuck
by mysterymendham October 24, 2010
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.