goobersquatch 

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.

He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

goobersquatch by Doctor Science July 27, 2008

Gooberdouche 

A said person who (being a goober) drives at least 20mph under the speed limit, and (being a douche) doesn't allow you to pass.

Dammit, I can't get around this Gooberdouche

Gooberdouche by Bondobrew October 5, 2009

goobersquatch 

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.

He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

goobersquatch by Doctor Science May 21, 2008

goobersfloggin 

1) when there is a hot girl with a bunch of gooberish guys flocking her you would say theres goobersfloggin.

2) any solitary or group of gooberish guys.

goobersfloggin should be said at a slightly higher volume than normal speech and with a german-ish accent.

1) look at all the goobersfloggin!!!

2) what a (bunch of) goobersfloggin!!!

goobersfloggin by tim mcnamara July 1, 2008

goomberson 

retard

that guy is such a goomberson kick him!!

goomberson by yoitsmeimaretard September 2, 2020

Goobersaurus Rex 

The epitome of goober. Someone who is a total goober and can't hide their maximum Goober-ness.

My girlfriend is a Goobersaurus Rex! She is just a giant goofball weirdo!

Goobersaurus Rex by McGooberkins December 7, 2012

gooberschnitzel 

An adorable, silly person

my 6-year-old son is such a gooberschnitzel

gooberschnitzel by neuronhusky July 7, 2016