gooberhead 

a person whose brain is the size of a peanut, which is also called a goober, or goober pea, in the Southern United States

"That guy is such a gooberhead, he filled out his tax return with a crayon."

gooberhead by Dennis Johnson March 22, 2007

gooberhead 

a person who is told what to do, and how hard to that said thing. but doesn't

Jimmy didn't work out hard enought

Coach Kelm "GOOBERHEAD"

gooberhead by Suck me Mother Fucker March 26, 2010

Globehead 

Term predominantly used by Flat Earthers, to denote a believer in a globe shaped earth, or an oblate spheroid, as opposed to a flat motionless plane.

Often used in a defamatory context.

See Baller

Flat Earther: Globeheads, they are religious zealots with no concept of the scientific method, going to university to learn that the universe is real, without doing the research to check it out.

Globehead: Gravity is real, they have detected gravity waves, you clearly have no concept of reality.

Flat Earther: Did you learn that from someone in a position of authority, or did you do your own empirical research to come to that conclusion, good little Globehead, remember to never question your beliefs.

Globehead by Cultural State Evolution September 20, 2016

Goobered 

Being overly intoxicated shit-faced

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...

Goobered by Phil Miller October 9, 2006

Goobahead

a person whose intellectual capacity seems somewhat misaligned to that required for the task they are supposed to be performing.

It wasn't us, it was a result of the Goobaheads which were supposed to be doing the job correctly in the first place.

Goobahead by surrounded by idots May 23, 2019

goonerhead 

1. (noun) A strange, goofy or silly person.
2. (noun) A lighthearted term of affection that sounds insulting, but really is not.

You're not supposed to eat the seeds of watermellon, you goonerhead!

goonerhead by PJeigh September 12, 2005

Goobered 

1)The absolute, highest you can be off marijuana
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore

E.g. 1
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"

E.g 2
"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"

Goobered by BPatek October 9, 2014