Goober is a term used to describe the penis. This term was made popular in the early 1990's by two of the coolest cousins in south mississippi.
my ole lady was so mad at me i thought she was gonna kick me in the goober.
man did u see that fight? that guy kicked travis in the goober.
the behavior of matthew allen crabtree
"You are such a goober!"
A goober is any type of bodily fluid which leaves in a large quantity. Typical goobers include semen, poop, snot, saliva and vomit.
Man1: "Dude, Janice is so pissed with me. Last night she was tugging the porksword and I accidently goobered all over her face."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Dude, what the fuck did you do to that toilet? Smells like a cabbage patch kid crawled up your arse and died. You smelly bastard."
Man2: "Sorry buddy, after that indian yesterday can you blame me for totally goobering?"
Man1: "Point made."
its a weird meaning silly person
I'm a goober all day.
you're a goober!
An annoying person who reminds me of a white glob of slime.
someone who mistakenly thinks that they are cute and/or funny
"That kid is such a goober, he's really into being stupid"
A peanut boiled in-the-shell in salty water. One often finds such peanuts for sale at roadside stands in the deep South.
Hey, let's stop and get some goobers.
1.) A derogatory word from contemporary American English similar in meaning to idiot or "scatterbrain".
2.) Australian slang for semen.
"That guy in Human Resources is a complete goober!"
"The coach is a total goober!"