Gobble knocker 

The act of gobbling down the male genitalia while hitting your partner with a large brick.

For example

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.

Gobble knocker by DOPE POPE April 3, 2017

gobbledygook 

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Gobbledygook is basically anything nonsense.

gobbledygook by jdm89 January 25, 2017

globbits 

cry of frustration

fuck, shit, arse, bugger, oh globbits boney has disapeared.

globbits by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003

Gobbledonging 

Gobbledonging is when you and a partner are having sexual intercourse and you start making noises like a turkey.

"Last night, me and Kim got it on and she was gobbledonging all night long."

Gobbledonging by Sir McGregor Slut May 19, 2017

gobbledygeek 

Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.

I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.

gobbledygeek by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012

gnobbit 

the combination of a garden gnome and hobbit

karene is a gnobbit.

gnobbit by robbie lew August 17, 2008

Gobbaya 

Dumb/stupid person

Our president is a real gobbaya

Gobbaya by ntwobike June 26, 2018