Top Definition
known for being smokin' hot and banging, and amazing at guitar/everything else. Some would say that they are without a doubt the coolest beings on this planet. They are deliciously sexy you just want to lick it.
"Did you see Dan with that red shirt on?"
"Yeah, he was definitely not looking gonzalo today"


"Man, this weather is killing"
"I know, it must be like 1 million degrees past gonzalo"
by bunnyexplosion May 20, 2008
To Gonzalo. To interrupt or intrude anything. Generally in between opposite genders. To be the center of everything.
Dude why are you gonzaloing us, can't you just stop. He is such a Gonzalo.
by TheActofNothing August 23, 2014
Standing by the side of the road with seven police men shinning a torch behind your balls
Ask gonzalo
by CLIFFTON February 06, 2014
A fat sloth that likes Men. More commonly known for being fat and playing xbox
Damn he is so Gonzalo.

Look at that gonzalo
by Gonzalo Vargas July 02, 2012
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