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Verb - To replace ones core values with those consisting of penis jokes, sexual harassment, and being generally obscene.
She was so innocent, so we had to goonify her before the gangbang, for sure.
goonify by buttpuncher December 11, 2014
Those goniffs at the insurance company wanted to charge me an ADDITIONAL $275 every six months, because I got a job delivering pizzas.
goniff by cristobal October 17, 2003
A sweet and caring kind of person, one who can make you laugh and cry at the same time. Gennifer's are the coolest kind of people to be.
"hey did anyone ever tell you that your such a Gennifer?"
"OMG yes all the time."
Gennifer by Kirstyn Lynch. May 2, 2005
A thief, a crook. An untrustworthy person, particularly one who steals outright or over-charges for merchandise.

(Hebrew & Yiddish: ganev, meaning thief)
Did you see what those gonifs at the new store are charging for t-shirts?
gonif by bluegrassfan February 1, 2005

Dog gonnit 

Same as God Damnit or shit or shoot
Dog gonnit i cant find my keys
Dog gonnit by Robert Pitts May 13, 2005
A Hebrew/Yiddish word, often used (and spelled various ways) in English; particularly used in southern California. There is no exact English equivalent word; `operator' is maybe the closest. A gonif operates on the shadowy borders of illegality and/or impropriety, and gets away with it, and is not quite an outright crook. The word seems to combine proper moral disapproval with sneaking admiration. Reference: 'The Joys of Yiddish,' by Leo Rosten.
Seymour was an accomplished and clever gonif. He could con birds out of trees, and could figure out how to game any bureaucratic system within a few minutes.
gonif by Chuck Hastings June 29, 2003