gonna roll it 

Generic phrase meant to convey imminent and total failure of any undertaking or action.

Originally refers to a motor vehicle "rolling" upon taking a corner too fast or driving off the road.

1:
"Hey man, watch me hit on this chick. I'll get in her pants for sure."

"Wearing THAT shirt? You're gonna roll it."

gonna roll it by Bill Vincent April 15, 2008

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017

somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me 

The first line of All Star by Smash Mouth. Oh Shrek.

“Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.” Said the MLG fan.

somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me by b e e b o November 24, 2017

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me 

I aint the sharpest tool in the shed,

She was looking kinda dum..

Shreck: *Opens Door*

Everyone : Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me by ZeyadiDaddy May 27, 2019

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 10, 2017

heads are gonna roll 

Used by higher-ups in a company to sound like a threat to a persons employment. Anyone who actually uses this phrase is insecure with their amount of power and actually incapable of firing anyone.

Those TPS reports still aren't done. Heads are going to roll at the 2pm meeting.

heads are gonna roll by Toolshed May 14, 2004

the world is gonna roll you 

somebody once told you this

person 1: "hey, the world is gonna roll you"
person 2: "i mean, i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed"

the world is gonna roll you by cool good epic man June 12, 2025