The gongoozler is a creature that lives inside the water. you will only encounter it if it is in the night. The gongoozler will mostly not attack you. it will only lurk in the deepest depths of a dark, cold body of water.
hey Ethan, I have an idea for a video.
what is it Mark?
what if we go swimming at night?
that's a bad idea, The gongoozler will catch you!
what the f… is a gongoozler
what is it Mark?
what if we go swimming at night?
that's a bad idea, The gongoozler will catch you!
what the f… is a gongoozler
by lolmountian October 11, 2020
The Gongoozler is a newly discovered cryptid, first documented in a video posted by the YouTube channel, Unus Annus operated by Mark Markiplier and Ethan Crank Game Plays. The Gongoozler is a creature known to inhabit any body of water, so long as it is during the night time. The creature drag its victims to the depths to drown them by their toes or tootsies. The Gongoozler is a crafty and dangerous creature, it tricks its victims into going deeper into the water, by challenging them to go "even further beyond". Even avoiding the water will not keep you safe, as the Gongoozler has detachable tail, and can move on land as easily as in the water. You know it is too late when you here the unearthly screech of the Gongoozler singing your death song. Possibly the only way to escape your fate, would be to retrieve the Gongoozlers tail, known as a mighty relic, and return it to the Gongoozler and beg for mercy, however no one has yet successfully attempted the location and retrieval of the tail. The only known footage of the creature can be seen in the you tube video titled, Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming. it is also theorized that the Gongoozler may be an aquatic relative of the phycological entity known as "HeeHoo" as seen in the stunning documentary video available on You tube titled, Hunting HeeHoo, and that, like HeeHoo, the Gongoozler is not a creatue, but a state of mind that causes degeration of the human consciousness.
If your too deep into the sea, the Gongoozler will heeeeeeeehh swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you down down down, to the frothy depths.
by Hyacinth_Pendragon October 12, 2020
The gongoozler is a real creature that preys on people. It can only present itself in pure darkness and deep water, and it will prefer to prey on toes when hunting.
Although not much is known about the gongoozler, it shares a common ancestor with the Hee-Hoo, and is a cousin species of the Melon Man.
For clarification, both the Melon Man and the gongoozler share a common ancestor with Hee-Hoo, Gorillas, Chimpanzees, and Homo Sapiens.
Although not much is known about the gongoozler, it shares a common ancestor with the Hee-Hoo, and is a cousin species of the Melon Man.
For clarification, both the Melon Man and the gongoozler share a common ancestor with Hee-Hoo, Gorillas, Chimpanzees, and Homo Sapiens.
by TheLordE October 12, 2020
A mysterious entity that lurks in the shadows of bodies of waters. It only comes out at night and no one has ever seen it, or at least... lived to tell the tale.
Ethan: Have I ever told you the story of the gongoozler?
Mark: No, you haven't
Ethan: It lurks in the shadows of the water, preying on the fear of the unknown
Mark: No, you haven't
Ethan: It lurks in the shadows of the water, preying on the fear of the unknown
by thegongoozler October 11, 2020
A carnivorous being that dwells in any type of watering hole (or pool) with the appearance of a mermaid. It will toy with its prey for hours until it feels ready to strike. Before it attacks it lets out a haunting cry that many fear.
Person 1: I hate going for a swim at night
Person 2: just beware of gongoozlers, they're very dangerous
Person 2: just beware of gongoozlers, they're very dangerous
by khgsmel October 11, 2020
by eefleef October 11, 2020
The Gongoozler is a nocturnal cryptid know to dwell in Mark Fischback’s swimming pool. It plays with its prey before pulling it under the water and devouring it. The most documented instance of the Gongoozler is in the footage captured by Unus Annus, shown in the video, “Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming”. The footage will eventually be lost forever.
The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths.
by heeeeehhh October 11, 2020