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gongfermor 

Basically a guy in medieval England who cleaned excrement from cesspits.
"Why the fuck am I doing this?" Willelmus Inglewood, a 14th century gongfermor
gongfermor by chris_mk December 26, 2011

Dutch gonker 

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013

gongerschnigle 

When a black person hits the bong and eats a boneless schnitzel.
That gongerschnigle just tickled my fleshy fun bridge.
gongerschnigle by neriJew August 17, 2017
A Gongler is someone who removes an entertainer from the stage when they do something that is supposed to be entertaining but turns out - it is not.

A good example of a Gongler would be the clown, "Sandman" from "Live At The Apollo."

He would show up during a bad act, get the performer off the stage, and do a bit of a dance himself to entertain the audience as the next act is prepared.
"Did you see that show last night about the man with his trained snails ?"

"Dude, that was so bad. The Gongler came out and swept him off with his broom."
Gongler by dw8177 February 16, 2018
Gongers is a word that's used to refer to a woman's breasts. It's usually used when trying to hit on a woman
Guy 1: "Hey girl, can you show me your gongers?"
Gongers by zaythegreat33 December 29, 2022

gongerballs 

gongerballs is gingerbrave
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gongerballs by P3K0_P3K0Y4 December 5, 2021